Lock the doors! Board the windows! Bring in the patio tablecloth, and move the bird bath into the garage! They’re coming! The Birds are coming!
Tom Lacallaide and I crack open a bag of Haribo Gummy Colas, as we respond to the threat of a bird attack in the most reasonable way possible: Run into the street, screaming.Please note, HC Media is not affiliated with any of the following sites and services. These sites and services may have their own privacy policies and customer service policies.